If you're tired of the same old (sand) bar scene, then put our advanced mathematical analysis to the test. We're so confident you'll love Lobstr, offer 90 days for a full no-questions-asked refund. After that time, if you haven't had at least 8 dates in 180 days, we will send you on an all-expenses paid trip to Decapod 10 for Claw-Plach!*
With more than 20 years of experience in the people-matching business, we at Lobstr know what it takes to make the perfect human match. We are poised to bring this same level of advanced, high-quality algorithms and matchmaking to the Decapodian population to help you find love—or at the very least, to form the ideal breeding pair.
Coming Spring 2015.
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* Note: Trip is one-way only. In the event mating and subsequent death is not performed during Claw-Plach, customer is responsible for return fare.